There was once upon a time a Hag couple who lived in the dark forest of Hades. Upon looking at them, one would not find them at all physically attractive. The woman hag was very large, seemingly neglected, and dumb-sloppy. Her appearance was undone and unkempt. The companion to the Hag-witch was a dark menacing wicked wizard. They two occupied their abode with others who were held in the grasp of their evil majic. Sitting upon their thrones made of dirt, decay, and dead men's bones, they had nothing substantial and profitable in their lives to be honored. They wasted away their time looking into their crystal balls trying to find and stalk unsuspecting poor vulnerable people to play tricks with and seek to denigrate in any way they found possible. Once, they they did catch a glimpse of a lonely grieving widow who spent her life in sorrow and affliction. Upon seeing this soul, they took it upon themselves to send their spies to her door to play nasty tricks on her. It was even witnessed by those around her that the hag-trolls many a time cursed and cajoled the woman, even throwing sharp arrows at her when she was minding her own business in the village marketplace. Of course, it is very difficult to catch a hag-troll because they are very spry and fast. This certain kind of troll, in fact, is able to quickly grow wings and take flight whenever necessary. Now these spies were gnarled trolls who abode in the house of the hag couple and partook in their filthy conjuring of all sorts of evil and incantations. Of course, their wicked kingdom was limited, and they hid, as cowards, behind their little glass balls keeping a low profile so that the Ruling Laws in the kingdom did not overcome them. When they weren't playing tricks on unsuspecting victims, they were found in the graveyards digging up graves and gathering the bones of the dead people they had cursed. Of course, the bones most succulent to their collection were the least decayed. For it did seem that in order to appease their need for life, they needed bones that were not dry but just beginning to dry. The carcass, of course, was still decaying on the bones that were gathered for their abode. *****MORE LATER*****

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